Who's the racist butter lady from food Network again?

So could Alton Brown in cutthroat kitchen is a kinky daddy Dom sorry but that's literally just textual

It's fucked how you cook dildos by boiling them

Is that just temperature play crossed with oviposition

Fuck it'd be fucked up if like someone cooked you from the inside out

Cuz I already eat dick pussy ass and tiddies

Milf-phonic (when all the voice actors for your show are milfs)

WAIT THIS IS JUST QUANTUM PHYSICS FEMBOYS AGAIN

When human pet guy eventually talks about foot kink he'll either be incredibly into it or he'll roast it to shit

Martin Luther nailing 95 femboys against the church door

I tried to use the voice thing to search where he nailed good theses but Google assistant heard feces and now my search results are autofolling with "Martin Luther constipation"

The whole planet is either a country or an ocean and that's really fucked up

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Damn imagine if people had teeth on their tongue that'd be fucked up huh

It would be fucked up if someone asked me if I wanted orange juice and then they took an orange and squeezed it directly into my mouth

Fisting The Annoying Orange But He Tries To Make Jokes The Entire Time ASMR [1:57.21]

Pulp Fiction X The Annoying Orange crossover called Pulp Fiction Extra Pulp

The Annoying Orange was certainly a twink (I have not seen the annoying Orange)

That's what I call it when Kermit pegs John's Dad in my fanfiction that I wrote called Pulp Fiction Extra Pulp

Imagine if we'd had gluten in it that would be fucked

"Sorry I don't smoke I'm allergic to gluten" I'm crying already

Like the liquid just goes through them from the inside of your brain when you cry???? That's so fucking weird

If I was a duck and I was made out of water that would be so fucked up, I could never get a piggyback ride from another duck in my life

Now I'm genuinely sad and tearing up about the sad life of water duck

I am emptying my pipe (of weed) while emptying my pipe (PISSING)

ROQUETTE IS EXPLORING MY ROOM OUT OF COMPLETELY HER OWN FREE WILL

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gun, Pulp Fiction Extra Pulp 

@leptoceph QHAT THE FUUUUCCCKKK

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