Feetleese
Feetlease
Foot landlord
Barefoot landlord
Barefoot Contessa as your landlord
Who's the racist butter lady from food Network again?
The chairman from iron chef could get it
So could Alton Brown in cutthroat kitchen is a kinky daddy Dom sorry but that's literally just textual
It's fucked how you cook dildos by boiling them
Hard-boiled eggs in the shape of a dildo
Cooked oviposition basically
Is that just temperature play crossed with oviposition
Fuck it'd be fucked up if like someone cooked you from the inside out
Damn I'd be such a good cannibal
Cuz I already eat dick pussy ass and tiddies
Autocorrect is milf-phobic
Milf-phonic (when all the voice actors for your show are milfs)
PAULA DEAN!!!
Paula Dean is a kind of MILF to some
Quantum milves
WAIT THIS IS JUST QUANTUM PHYSICS FEMBOYS AGAIN
Barefoot pet guy
When human pet guy eventually talks about foot kink he'll either be incredibly into it or he'll roast it to shit
There are so many guys
Human pet guy
Pellets guy
American wife guy
I tried to use the voice thing to search where he nailed good theses but Google assistant heard feces and now my search results are autofolling with "Martin Luther constipation"
Why do good things happen to me
Good things happen in small packages
Anyways welcome to my twisted mind
Welcome to my Twitter Mind
Twitter kinnies (kins the Twitter bird)
The whole planet is either a country or an ocean and that's really fucked up
Captain crunch voice: globalize me cap'n
Crunchetize my bussy
That's why I use my teeth when I eat ass
Damn imagine if people had teeth on their tongue that'd be fucked up huh
It would be fucked up if someone asked me if I wanted orange juice and then they took an orange and squeezed it directly into my mouth
But like they used their first
Fisting The Annoying Orange But He Tries To Make Jokes The Entire Time ASMR [1:57.21]
Pulp Fiction X The Annoying Orange crossover called Pulp Fiction Extra Pulp
The Annoying Orange was certainly a twink (I have not seen the annoying Orange)
Muppets are also fucked up, canonically
Muppets to homestuck pipeline
gun, Pulp Fiction Extra Pulp
@leptoceph QHAT THE FUUUUCCCKKK
@bees
This is a little horny
@bees Where can I get this service
@goat just ask me nicely
@bees well, antarctica
@umalkosh nature's country :)
Martin Luther nailing 95 femboys against the church door