Barefoot Contessa as your landlord
Who's the racist butter lady from food Network again?
The chairman from iron chef could get it
So could Alton Brown in cutthroat kitchen is a kinky daddy Dom sorry but that's literally just textual
It's fucked how you cook dildos by boiling them
Hard-boiled eggs in the shape of a dildo
Cooked oviposition basically
Is that just temperature play crossed with oviposition
Fuck it'd be fucked up if like someone cooked you from the inside out
Damn I'd be such a good cannibal
Cuz I already eat dick pussy ass and tiddies
Autocorrect is milf-phobic
Milf-phonic (when all the voice actors for your show are milfs)
Paula Dean is a kind of MILF to some
WAIT THIS IS JUST QUANTUM PHYSICS FEMBOYS AGAIN
Barefoot pet guy
When human pet guy eventually talks about foot kink he'll either be incredibly into it or he'll roast it to shit
There are so many guys
Human pet guyPellets guyAmerican wife guy
Martin Luther nailing 95 femboys against the church door
I tried to use the voice thing to search where he nailed good theses but Google assistant heard feces and now my search results are autofolling with "Martin Luther constipation"
Why do good things happen to me
Good things happen in small packages
Anyways welcome to my twisted mind
Welcome to my Twitter Mind
Twitter kinnies (kins the Twitter bird)
@Blakely yes Blakely?
@bees hello bees : )
honey.town is a small hive of 6,001 bees, most of which are in a trenchcoat, and one that's simply buzzing around.