Mads: it's just frustrating, it's CLEARLY queer-baiting and it's such a capitalist nightmare
Me: yes mads bu-
Mads: I mean, is nothing sacred anymore? Does global capital need to extract every ounce of culture from every corner of society? Is there anything that they won't do for a quick buck?
Me: listen I'm sorry th-
Mads: and even if you think it's """not that deep""" it's at the VERY least false advertising, it's immoral
Me: I'm sorry build-a-bear workshop wasn't what you expected
@bees oh my fucking God this is a masterpiece
@Aleums thank you thank you, I was very proud of it
@bees we NEED a dramatic reading of this
@finn I'm down if @Manurweibling is
@bees We Are All Mads Viande
@bees it took 2 weeks but the joke of this post finally hit me like a long distance missile, holy shit
@galaxgal this post is like Thanos.... It is inevitable
@bees shit I just got this and I faved it like a year ago
@FrazzledBrynn it's a nice slow-burn joke, you can enjoy it on any level
@bees this is a work of art