hearing that kids use a flat palm instead of the pinky and thumb to mimic being on the phone has aged me 70 years
@bees i would join the chorus of people who have also died of old age, but i am currently a pile of dust. i became so old that all of me went straight to dust, no bones laying around or anything. pile of dust.
@bees confirmed this today with the office teens, they now have to sweep up the dust that once was my body before Herc eats me
@bees I just realized that they probably don’t put their palm to their ear, they put it in front of their face and mimic texting/scrolling with their opposite hand bc zoomers don’t make calls.
honey.town is a small hive of 6,001 bees, most of which are in a trenchcoat, and one that's simply buzzing around.