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Hey so everyone here's the actual #1 Julles fashion tip, this is what is the key to my success honestly 

Get in touch with your wardrobe
Sort your closet (or drawers or piles or whatnot) based on how you feel when you wear it
I have my closet sorted in sweaters (i.e. "will cover anything else you wear") from least to most free (hoodies to zip-ups)
Long (pants, long sleeves) in fem, pants, and masc
And short tops sorted in button-ups t-shirts and tank-tops and sub-sortee from plain to wacky

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99 Morris of men on the wall, 99 Morris of men
Take one down and pass it around
98 Morris of men on the wall

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Cis people are so brave like, I can't imagine being cis that must be so hard every day, I wouldn't be able to do it honestly

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Russian epics be like: This is Vodonyashkamishankovilecivic also know as Yuri and also known as Geralt and also known as Tim and also know as Vodon and also known as Misha and also know as Viktor

Me: o-ok

Russian epic: anyways he dies two lines after the introduction

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Me sowing: haha yaaay eeeeee
Me reaping: uh oh oh no uh uh oops uh oh whoppsie oh no uh oh oh no

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I wonder if "Roguelikes" are going to eventually get a new term

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Two Morgans, both alike in dignity, In fair Mastodon, where we lay our scene

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When Morgans fight Morgans, everyone loses (except, mathematically, one victorious Morgan)

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i’m a great moderator, just ask morgan (jaina)

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unstoppable pronoun usage. but i do love fae ones the best of the not usual ones

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i think i'm better with slug than ghost but hitting someone with a ghost slash is baller as fuck

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creating a standard dick and ball sizing chart

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