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Nonbinary people are either like "let me pull up three different flowcharts a pie chart a linear regression of Bolivia's maple imports in 1978 this clip from an early 2001's indie German space rock opera and twelve pictures of this obscure poet's tableau to explain my gender" or are like *points to cool rock on the ground* "gender"

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Cis people are so brave like, I can't imagine being cis that must be so hard every day, I wouldn't be able to do it honestly

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Russian epics be like: This is Vodonyashkamishankovilecivic also know as Yuri and also known as Geralt and also known as Tim and also know as Vodon and also known as Misha and also know as Viktor

Me: o-ok

Russian epic: anyways he dies two lines after the introduction

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Me sowing: haha yaaay eeeeee
Me reaping: uh oh oh no uh uh oops uh oh whoppsie oh no uh oh oh no

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@myconidiosyncrasy WHY TTHE FUCK DID YOU BEVER TRLL ME SBOUT EDA HARPY MILF MODE???

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THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN EPISODE 7????

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How in the hell are there 21 episodes in season 2, I'm just at episode 6 and it feels like halfway stuff

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IF THEY ANIMATE GOOP GOING INTO THE ROOM, THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO RE-FORM INSIDE THE ROOM

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Oh this is so unsettling I love it

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re: Season 2 spoilers kinda 

@bees eating someone out when u got a beak sounds like a trick but on the other hand you get sick vore powers?? you win some u lose some etc

@bees [looking away, hiding my tears] i wish i could . i wish i could but i can't lie to you

the Venn diagram of mischief and hooty implies a decidedly unwiggly pink owl

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