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Hey so everyone here's the actual #1 Julles fashion tip, this is what is the key to my success honestly 

Get in touch with your wardrobe
Sort your closet (or drawers or piles or whatnot) based on how you feel when you wear it
I have my closet sorted in sweaters (i.e. "will cover anything else you wear") from least to most free (hoodies to zip-ups)
Long (pants, long sleeves) in fem, pants, and masc
And short tops sorted in button-ups t-shirts and tank-tops and sub-sortee from plain to wacky

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99 Morris of men on the wall, 99 Morris of men
Take one down and pass it around
98 Morris of men on the wall

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Cis people are so brave like, I can't imagine being cis that must be so hard every day, I wouldn't be able to do it honestly

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Russian epics be like: This is Vodonyashkamishankovilecivic also know as Yuri and also known as Geralt and also known as Tim and also know as Vodon and also known as Misha and also know as Viktor

Me: o-ok

Russian epic: anyways he dies two lines after the introduction

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Me sowing: haha yaaay eeeeee
Me reaping: uh oh oh no uh uh oops uh oh whoppsie oh no uh oh oh no

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Common Lawrence

@bees we should replace it with creamful

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Charizard's Homophobic Cousin

not to get anarchist on main but if we agree that charities just giving people money is good, then why give to charities at all instead of just giving people money yourself

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Becoming anprim but only for language

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trash baby

@bees well You don't have to use it but I like creamy, and moist

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We should just remove the word "creamy" from the English language

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Militant Kinnie :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow:​ :mlm_vampfox:​ :puzzle:​

guillotining rich text

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lava lamp

@bees I'm a little goblin and i like to gnaw on any garlic

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Militant Kinnie :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow:​ :mlm_vampfox:​ :puzzle:​

@witchfynder_finder @bees its what i was put on this earth to do. terrorize fedi with homestuck

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👻™ 2 bajas blast 🐊🌩️

@FirstProgenitor @bees You stop that

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Militant Kinnie :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow:​ :mlm_vampfox:​ :puzzle:​

@bees

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Exchanging my arms at a Walmart for a package of Oreos and then sticks of gum

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Slowly turning into a big pile of mud

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Militant Kinnie :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow:​ :mlm_vampfox:​ :puzzle:​

@bees finally

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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ sid ♥

My kids: (happily watching King Kong vs. Godzilla

Me: (whispering) that's Godzilla

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daddy gliz the cartomancer

if whiteness is so precious and lit how come when i say it’s showing y’all wanna cry

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helldudesvrld

buddy, if you like 'true crime', how about taking a look at the, dang ol criminals at washington dc!!

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Militant Kinnie :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow:​ :mlm_vampfox:​ :puzzle:​

based on a ship dynamic post i saw last night

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galaxgal

THE DM: "there's some people in this church. they look dejected, absent, almost soulless"

OUR WHOLE STRAHD PARTY: (casts every spell to detect curses, magic, etc)

THE DM: "there's no magic"

OUR WHOLE STRAHD PARTY: ??? ????? ?????????

THE DM: "it's called emotional trauma guys. jesus christ"

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Garlic repels Mika not because it actually works but because Mika knows that whoever is using garlic probably has bad vampire opinions and shouldn't be interacted with anyways

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italian lizer

ayyy i bully small vampire man on-a da time line

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