catboy glizzy @bees@honey.town

Get in touch with your wardrobe
Sort your closet (or drawers or piles or whatnot) based on how you feel when you wear it
I have my closet sorted in sweaters (i.e. "will cover anything else you wear") from least to most free (hoodies to zip-ups)
Long (pants, long sleeves) in fem, pants, and masc
And short tops sorted in button-ups t-shirts and tank-tops and sub-sortee from plain to wacky

99 Morris of men on the wall, 99 Morris of men
Take one down and pass it around
98 Morris of men on the wall

Cis people are so brave like, I can't imagine being cis that must be so hard every day, I wouldn't be able to do it honestly

Russian epics be like: This is Vodonyashkamishankovilecivic also know as Yuri and also known as Geralt and also known as Tim and also know as Vodon and also known as Misha and also know as Viktor

Me: o-ok

Russian epic: anyways he dies two lines after the introduction

Me sowing: haha yaaay eeeeee
Me reaping: uh oh oh no uh uh oops uh oh whoppsie oh no uh oh oh no

Enthusiasm about age is like a bell curve where we keep wanting to be old until your like mid-late 20s at which point you're like "yeah I'm an adult" for about 2 weeks until you realize how much you wish you could be a kid again

Broke: "Tommy wiseau is a vampire" theory
Woke: "Tommy wiseau is D. B. Cooper" theory
Bespoke: "D. B. Cooper is a vampire" theory

No love for Nosferatu today..... Smh

Ok but Mika do you even know who the count of St Germain is?