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just sixty thousand thembo bees in a trenchcoat
25, Fra/Eng, call me Julles or Bees please
on m'accorde/me conjuge de manière mixte fem/masc s.v.p.
I try and tag things that I feel need a CW, if there's something you'd like me to CW please let me know gently
"I'm not convinced you're solid on the idea of "categories"" -Mads
"julles i literally always regret replying to you" -Delta
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Nonbinary people are either like "let me pull up three different flowcharts a pie chart a linear regression of Bolivia's maple imports in 1978 this clip from an early 2001's indie German space rock opera and twelve pictures of this obscure poet's tableau to explain my gender" or are like *points to cool rock on the ground* "gender"
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Cis people are so brave like, I can't imagine being cis that must be so hard every day, I wouldn't be able to do it honestly
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Russian epics be like: This is Vodonyashkamishankovilecivic also know as Yuri and also known as Geralt and also known as Tim and also know as Vodon and also known as Misha and also know as Viktor
Me: o-ok
Russian epic: anyways he dies two lines after the introduction
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Me sowing: haha yaaay eeeeee
Me reaping: uh oh oh no uh uh oops uh oh whoppsie oh no uh oh oh no
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@bees Maybe don't put your dick where the fly lives
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@bees fly just landed on your dick?
bigass fly just landed on my dick
Mildly sad, guilt
A ladybug landed on my while I was walking a package between buildings and was chilling on me and I didn't realize (I felt little touches but I thought it was the wind) and then in the elevator I accidentally flicked them and they flew off of me into the elevator and I'm sad BC they probably won't see the outside again 😔
he's a catboy AND a short king??? that's intersectionality right there
the pros of knowing what type of shit office people care about is that you can give a very slight shit about that same stuff and they'll instantly love you
I have left early every day I've been at this job and it's great
someone send me a link, I'm at work and wanna watch it when I get home
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that looked good??? mods?
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Unsurprisingly, Chris Pratt's Mario is fucking WACK
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that was the most underwhelming trailer I've seen in forever
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putting the ass in asbestos
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wow, mario in the trailer says "so long gay bowser"
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mario approaching!!
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gross, lewd, cursed
filling my foreskin with hand sanitizer so that it cleans itself and I don't need to wash it
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public service announcement: wash your dick every day
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the monitor thing earlier today is the most i've laughed in like weeks. who needs therapy when i can just look at gamers in their natural habitat
- Pronouns🇬🇧
- ey/em / they/them
- Pronom🇫🇷
- ole
just sixty thousand thembo bees in a trenchcoat
25, Fra/Eng, call me Julles or Bees please
on m'accorde/me conjuge de manière mixte fem/masc s.v.p.
I try and tag things that I feel need a CW, if there's something you'd like me to CW please let me know gently
"I'm not convinced you're solid on the idea of "categories"" -Mads
"julles i literally always regret replying to you" -Delta
18+ only
Joined Jan 2020
