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Nonbinary people are either like "let me pull up three different flowcharts a pie chart a linear regression of Bolivia's maple imports in 1978 this clip from an early 2001's indie German space rock opera and twelve pictures of this obscure poet's tableau to explain my gender" or are like *points to cool rock on the ground* "gender"

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Cis people are so brave like, I can't imagine being cis that must be so hard every day, I wouldn't be able to do it honestly

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Russian epics be like: This is Vodonyashkamishankovilecivic also know as Yuri and also known as Geralt and also known as Tim and also know as Vodon and also known as Misha and also know as Viktor

Me: o-ok

Russian epic: anyways he dies two lines after the introduction

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Me sowing: haha yaaay eeeeee
Me reaping: uh oh oh no uh uh oops uh oh whoppsie oh no uh oh oh no

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Mildly sad, guilt 

A ladybug landed on my while I was walking a package between buildings and was chilling on me and I didn't realize (I felt little touches but I thought it was the wind) and then in the elevator I accidentally flicked them and they flew off of me into the elevator and I'm sad BC they probably won't see the outside again 😔

he's a catboy AND a short king??? that's intersectionality right there

the pros of knowing what type of shit office people care about is that you can give a very slight shit about that same stuff and they'll instantly love you

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I have left early every day I've been at this job and it's great

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someone send me a link, I'm at work and wanna watch it when I get home

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Unsurprisingly, Chris Pratt's Mario is fucking WACK

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that was the most underwhelming trailer I've seen in forever

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wow, mario in the trailer says "so long gay bowser"

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gross, lewd, cursed 

filling my foreskin with hand sanitizer so that it cleans itself and I don't need to wash it

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public service announcement: wash your dick every day

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the monitor thing earlier today is the most i've laughed in like weeks. who needs therapy when i can just look at gamers in their natural habitat

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