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Hey so everyone here's the actual #1 Julles fashion tip, this is what is the key to my success honestly 

Get in touch with your wardrobe
Sort your closet (or drawers or piles or whatnot) based on how you feel when you wear it
I have my closet sorted in sweaters (i.e. "will cover anything else you wear") from least to most free (hoodies to zip-ups)
Long (pants, long sleeves) in fem, pants, and masc
And short tops sorted in button-ups t-shirts and tank-tops and sub-sortee from plain to wacky

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99 Morris of men on the wall, 99 Morris of men
Take one down and pass it around
98 Morris of men on the wall

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Cis people are so brave like, I can't imagine being cis that must be so hard every day, I wouldn't be able to do it honestly

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Russian epics be like: This is Vodonyashkamishankovilecivic also know as Yuri and also known as Geralt and also known as Tim and also know as Vodon and also known as Misha and also know as Viktor

Me: o-ok

Russian epic: anyways he dies two lines after the introduction

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Me sowing: haha yaaay eeeeee
Me reaping: uh oh oh no uh uh oops uh oh whoppsie oh no uh oh oh no

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Swiff, Noted Golem Main

I wonder if "Roguelikes" are going to eventually get a new term

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Swiff, Noted Golem Main

let's go back to calling fps games "Doomclones"

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Why is Golem so FLOATY

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Travelling Horse Blood Saleswoman

I love my 6 pound toaster

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Swiff, Noted Golem Main

Two Morgans, both alike in dignity, In fair Mastodon, where we lay our scene

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When Morgans fight Morgans, everyone loses (except, mathematically, one victorious Morgan)

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z

i’m a great moderator, just ask morgan (jaina)

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Travelling Horse Blood Saleswoman

Lancer day

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Vx. Princess Grace :qvp:

all characters were original characters at some point

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samurai gunn 2 OUT NOW!!!!

*skanks to the versus screen music*

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Jingle Jangle Jester

unstoppable pronoun usage. but i do love fae ones the best of the not usual ones

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req's misskey alt :peoplescheckmark:

@bees@honey.town the best kind

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samurai gunn 2 OUT NOW!!!!

i think i'm better with slug than ghost but hitting someone with a ghost slash is baller as fuck

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menacing ghost main

@bees face me in the octagon and meet your end

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Flesh sloth

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menacing ghost main

@bees shut up

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fire

got that she/they nutsack

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Tankie eGirl

creating a standard dick and ball sizing chart

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Of COURSE Morgan mains ghost

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Pilp

@bees LOAD BEARING CRAB

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