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@bees @bee You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
Then you post it all for clout

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@bee @breakfastgolem honey.town is proud to be the first 100% foot inclusive instance

this post was made to be julles bait but julles is nowhere to be found. smh.

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why do i have the urge to be the feet kink spokesperson rn. this isn’t my fight.

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stay with me here; sniffing feet is a terrible example of a fun kinky foot thing.

foot massage is much more accessible and widely enjoyed.

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If sex was real then why am I complwtely smooth down there likr a Ken doll???

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last night i was waiting for my friend outside the restroom and the hottest man i’ve ever seen walked over with a shot and a beer in his hands and set them down on the flower planter before going into the restroom.

i kept an eye on his drinks (like one does) and when he came out and grabbed them again i threw out “nobody touched em” and he grinned at me and said “oh, you’re such a sweetheart” and then KISSED MY CHEEK!!!!

i just about swooned. he was unbearably hot. :blobcatmelt2:

currently monkeypox vaccines are only being offered to gay men and trans women (at least in my area) but i urge you to take advantage if you qualify, particularly if you have regular close contact with many people (i.e. work in service industry, take public transit, etc).

monkeypox is NOT just an STI. so even if you’re not hooking up, you can still get it from proximity. take advantage of the vaccines!

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As far as I can tell, the reason why so many of the known cases are in gay men is because people were gathering together and hooking up at Pride events in June, and the incubation period is 1 to 3 weeks. Guys who are on PREP or who are getting regularly STI tested are much more likely to report a weird rash they developed after a sexual encounter. But it's not necessarily spread through sex and there's absolutely no reason why the spread should confine itself to gay men.

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From WHO:

"Monkeypox virus is transmitted from one person to another by close contact with lesions, body fluids, respiratory droplets and contaminated materials such as bedding."

who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/

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The messaging on monkeypox rn implies that it's an STI, when we know it can spread through infected clothing and prolonged face-to-face contact. People have a false impression that if they're not hooking up to have gay sex they're not at risk.

it’s also fascist as fuck, for those of y’all who aren’t convinced by the extremely blatant anti-semitic trope of man-eating monsters who live in ghettos and wear armbands with stars on them.

but anyway enjoy your nazi fanfiction ig lmfao :Kondo_Gun:

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friendly jewish reminder that attack on titan is insanely antisemitic. please educate yourself on the author and how the plot develops in the manga. :oh_no:

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I'm serious. I don't want working groups or legal recognition. I want governments to fuck off out of gender (and everything else)

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