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have you ever seen a classroom of 13 year olds sit on the edge of their seats waiting to see if they all guessed correctly what types of contact can transmit HIV? you ever seen a 16yo boy correct his friends as they put condoms onto wooden demonstrators? there is nothing more excellent in this world than leaving a classroom after two weeks with a group of kiddos and telling them, “if you only take one thing from this class, know this: you deserve to feel safe and comfortable in your body”.

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my favorite kiddos were always the edgy kiddos because all it takes it repeating (1) naughty word in front of the class and they are suddenly the most devoted kids in class. when i would say something like “blowjob” they would go from cracking jokes to being 50000% invested in learning how to store condoms properly. i love kiddos so much.

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there were many times in my classes where a student would raise their hand to ask something ~saucy~ on the first couple days and would all start screaming in excitement when i gave them a serious answer to something like “do people actually eat eachother’s butts”

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i cannot begin to explain to y’all how fucking fun i am as a teacher. my classes whip ass and my students always laughed at my jokes. pity i got laid off and am now a data entry nerd.

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flashing back to when i was teaching a middle school class and they gave me a thank you card on my last day and they had all written little notes for me and as i was reading them i said “this is so gross” as a term of endearment and they all looked at me horrified and i had to explain i meant gross in a cute way

nasty boy noah emerges from a trash heap, trailing sewage.

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feeling like a goblin and gremlin today. nasty little gob.

how to help black people 

cash is nice

:blobcatsip: drinkin that loving transmasc people juice

sh/intrusive thoughts mention but + 

i really cannot stress enough the positive effects testosterone has had for my mental health lol

coming out helped, and starting T helped even more

i don't remember the last time i had a violent intrusive thought or wanted to kill myself. these were things that occurred multiple times a month, exacerbated by pmdd

don't expect myself to be totally healed or whatever, but like, i'd say these are all great benefits

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so far testosterone has made me *checks notes* incredibly calm, happy, and acne ridden


testosterone seeps out of my pores as i transform into a goliath capable of destroying a city in one sweep of my gargantuan claws. my monstrous disposition causes me to do just this, and i cackle with glee at the death and sorrow that i have caused

transphobia, transmedicalism, sarcasm 

people who take or produce testosterone as their primary sex hormone are more violent and aggressive, i believe this because i am a feminist and truscum truther!! anyway did you hear that lesbians are going extinct?

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i enjoy specifying who i hate by referencing testosterone in their bodies, because i am bigoted against cis men, cis women, trans men, and trans women and nonbinary people not on spiro. the only valid people are spiro-takers. this is feminism.

hm, as a cracker who knows nothing about what’s happening, maybe i will simply not post about it, and instead read other people’s posts!

fgs pls cw your weight loss posts, especially if they're about intentional weight loss

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Noah :ht: (they/he)'s choices: is a small hive of 6,001 bees, most of which are in a trenchcoat, and one that's simply buzzing around.