🌿 Noah (they/he) @bee@honey.town

do i know what ur talking abt? no. do i love & support u anyway? of course.

some of y’all are truely just More On Line than i am and it shows

also 911 when did my insomnia get bad again wrowr

i can’t wait to femboy it up once i get top. i’m gonna be wearing mesh shirts and miniskirts with copious body hair forever and be utterly unstoppable

@ItsMorgan yes! also biting ppl that are have less body hair is a common preference i think

@ItsMorgan it’s cuz u have a great ass. and subconsciously many of ur mutuals know it would be very fun to bite.

mutuals u know what 2 do

@ItsMorgan black

@diffractie honestly i wish everyone had a friend like him. he’s excellent.

when i tell ppl i’ve been living with my ex for 10 months they get sketched out (extremely valid) but i swear to god this shit rules.

@rabbithearth he’s my best boy!!!!!! it’s very gross!!!

anyway friendship is a gift. i love him so fucking much. nobody tell him i’m gushing over him online, he’ll get a big head about it and he’ll probably bully me into buying him coffee tomorrow or something

if there’s one thing i’m grateful for it’s that when this idiot and i broke up we realized we were better at being friends and maintained our friendship. this motherfucker is my ride or die. like yes, we grew apart and we’ren’t that into eachother as a couple but we fucking kick ASS as best friends. like hot damn. if i’d known our breakup would’ve gone this well we would NOT have dated for six years lmfaooooo

this is also the same man that once made me animal fries unprompted and brought me a plate to eat in the bath by

i told my housemate i was thirsty but didnt want to get out of the bath so he refilled my water bottle and then threw a cup of water on my head

i love him so much lmfao

should i buy:

@rigatonimonster i just love rejecting men 😇