Noah (they/he) @bee@honey.town

@bees never poast

i could get so in detail about how literally nothing has gone right in the move and how management and the ppl they’re delegating are all incommunicado but by the grace of g-d i’m not involved & not responsible, so i’m just hangin ten and offering my help to anyone that needs it- this is Not My Division 😂

even more fun nonsense: i’ve now been told to go home and just wait lmfao this is such a disaster LOLOLOL

lmfaoooOOOOOO

my work is moving offices and as the PA i am the Head Bitch of coordinating shit for my manager when she’s in meetings and oh man our movers for today were supposed to show up at 10am and i’ve been sitting in the parking lot for 30mins waiting for them to show up so i can swipe them in to the building and now our facilities person is telling me they never got confirmation and the movers aren’t answering their phones 😂

bruh, sentience was a mistake

@myconidiosyncrasy @shade tbqh the reason i’m thinking abt getting it in the next 5yrs is bcs i know my current job has the best health insurance i’ll ever get, so i could actually afford to do it now

@shade @myconidiosyncrasy i’m just gonna bust into this convo lmfao

i love the idea of simple release meta for this reason, it’s literally just lettin ur organic home-grown junk stand free hehe

honestly no wonder cis gays always have these massive egos, grindr is literally just a localized circlejerking app

@georgespolitzer @SunSaint i really can’t handle people being this wrong rn tbh. 3.5 stars is a fucking crime.

where the FUCK is @Manurweibling , i’m exploring grindr for the first time and there are THREE accounts promoting glory holes within a mile of me and i need her emotional support

@frida smart move, frida. trust no bitch.

jk i found it

who has that meme of the skeleton sayin “hit da bricks”