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🤍⛓content warnings⛓🖤 

these are topics that should always be cw’d on this page, and i welcome corrections if i forget them:
🤍alcohol (alc) & drug mentions
🤍sexual assault (SA/SV), child sex abuse/assault (CSA), or other types of sexual violence mention
🤍any nsfw photos will be cw’d as nsfw/lewd
🤍all images will have img descriptions
🤍eye contact in photos will be cw’d
🤍serious mental or physical health (mh/ph) posts with (+/-) indicators

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🤍⛓Updated Intro⛓🖤 

🧷 hi, i’m noah, also sometimes called bee!

i’m a twenty-something transmasculine queer weirdo with too many hobbies and a bad habit of collecting mathoms and tchotchkes.

you can follow req me provided:
🖤 you interact with good faith
🤍 don’t flirt unless we’re buds
🖤 you don’t have foss in your bio
🤍 you’re not a nazi or nazi-adjacent

i encourage you to:
🔪not fucking try it with me🔪

horse girls are actually great! there's nothing as pure as the love between a 8 year old girl and her imagination of what caring for a horse might be like

i have met my future spouse on tinder and have decided to dedicate my life to them forever

their bio says dykefag4dykefag, it’s meant 2 be

hey, fun new challenge: stop talking abt agabs 2021!

boy juice (hrt) 

anyway my endo is gonna be hyped for me.

literally the only trans competent drs i have are my psych and my endo but let’s be real they’re 99% of the drs i talk to on a regular basis so i’m just grateful they both whip ass.

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boy juice (hrt) 

exciting update! no reaction!! i’ll see if anything changes tomorrow but i’m hopeful! i think this means i’m officially a T.E. bitch 💅

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90s alts really let an all male band name themselves violent femmes huh

boy juice (hrt) 

also clarification for the easily stressed: we’re waiting for like, a minor rash and some itchiness, not like, anaphylaxis. i’m not gonna die on a friday night.

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if you're trying to flirt with me please give me 3 weeks notice as i am incapable of people

i came here to pop squats and post hogs. and i'm all out of hog

boy juice (hrt) 

waitin to see if i have an allergic reaction to this testosterone ester or not 🤪

yes i haven’t been on fedi that much lately but i’m still up to date on the most recent flowless alt so clearly i haven’t been gone /that/ long

anywho i love all y’all and am proud of you for taking care of yourselves during this bullshit year. this shit is challenging as fuck!!!

there’s a yiddish saying: “keyner veys nit vemen der shukh kvetsht, nor der vos geyt in im.”

it means: “nobody knows whose shoe pinches but the person in them.”

comparing yourself to your loved ones is a losing game. you just have to be compassionate to yourself and others and acknowledge that life is really fucking hard right now.

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i was facetiming one of my friends and telling them about my new obsession (hades) and they said “wow, it’s amazing how motivated and cheerful you are! i can barely get out of bed!” and i starting laughing.

yes, my depression is in remission and my anxiety is under control but just because i’m not in crisis doesn’t mean i’m doing fantastic! everyone i know is struggling with their own challenges, be it addiction, mental/physical heath, finances, relationships...

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Show older is a small hive of 6,001 bees, most of which are in a trenchcoat, and one that's simply buzzing around.