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hello cis man,

no need to reply to that post, i don’t actually care. thank you for the consideration. talk to you never, have a nice day.

love, me.

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⛓ my reading to-do list! 🛠 

Here are the first few I’m hoping to read! I’ll add onto this thread later!

-Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Feinberg
-Eat Me: a natural and unnatural history of cannibalism by Bill Schutt
-Don’t Hold My Head Down: in search of some brilliant fucking by Lucy-Anne Holmes
-Stoned: how jewelry and obsession shape the world by Aja Raden
-Every Tool is a Hammer by Adam Savage
-Left Hand of Darkness (and the Disposessed) by Ursula Le Guin

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14 hours remain before noah gets teetus deletus 

i’m so spiritually ready 4 this

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48 hours remain before noah gets teetus deletus 

feeling hella anxious and nervous today, but like, nervous excited? i’ve never had surgery before so i’m stressed for that part but i made a folder of pictures to remind myself how fuckin hot i’m gonna look in the after part 🤠

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48 hours remain before noah gets teetus deletus 

today i cleaned out the fridge and bought a shitton of cheap and easy food for my keeper (my friend Karina) to make for me for the next week, along with some comfort food snacks and anti-nausea ginger ale. tomorrow, i’ll do a costco run for some essentials, and finish cleaning my room and making my bed up with my new pillows!

i’m so fucking excited. holy shit.

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incredible how new zealand are free of covid and all it took was the people of new zealand wearing masks, quarantining, and not throwing tantrums in public when asked to care about others

more medical transition silliness 

also in less fun news i’m pretty sure i’m allergic to cottonseed oil RIP 😅

i’ll hear back from my endo soon to figure out if i need to switch off depo-t or what, but i’m definitely having a minor allergic reaction to the shots, so there’s a good chance i might switch to gel. i feel like, having given myself 5 shots, i’ve gotten the most of the ~experience~ anyway lmfao

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i have never done something this wild before and i am fucking VIBRATING with anxious energy but i am SO EXCITED to wake up monday evening and feel AT HOME in this body for the first time 🥳

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I DEED IT.

everything is booked, i’ve talked to my boss and HR and my best friend and i’m abt to do a preop phone appt and get a covid test

holy shitballs!!!! :)))))))

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holy shit

my surgeon’s office just called me and told me they have a last minute opening this monday????????

should i take it?? the next opening they have otherwise is january. it’ll cause a fucking mess at work but otherwise everything in my life could be rearranged- and my sister/my best friend can probably come work from home at my house. is this fucking crazy?

💖 transition goals 💖 

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anyway kisses to all my genderfucked bbs i love each and every one of u

gender is a performance and we’re presenting a four act opera with an open bar at intermission 💕

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highkey looking forward to the good gender feels when i have top and body hair and feel masc presenting enough to start playing around with femboy energy and using “she/her” pronouns with myself like a cis gay drag queen.

💖 genderfuck be mine 💖

mutual aid for a queer who needs essential dental work 

hi y’all, bringing this back around again-

last time i boosted this y’all were able to raise about $410 which covered a little under four fillings, which i am super grateful for. i still owe $2250 for the next two fillings and two crowns, so if you have money to spare this queer would really appreciate it. please don’t donate if you’re BIPOC or struggling yourself.

my venmo is @ juicebat ❤️

Coronavirus 

Schools never should have stayed open. Universities never should have stayed open

imagining a new kind of person who thinks that the T in LGBT stands for Trekkies

how many shrimps do you have to eat before it makes your skin turn pink? asking for a friend

cw, talk about EDs, internalized fatphobia 

man, my fatphobic conditioning is so fucking vicious. it’s crazy to think about how much of my brain is devoted to obsessing about my body and my size sometimes. i know that 0% of this thinking is my fault, but it’s still wild to acknowledge how deep it goes sometimes.

i truly love my body and i’m truly grateful for everything it gives me every day. i’m grateful for how well it treats me, and i deserve pleasurable food.

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