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🤍⛓Updated Intro⛓🖤 

🧷 hi, i’m noah, also sometimes called bee!

i’m a twenty-something transmasculine queer weirdo with too many hobbies and a bad habit of collecting mathoms and tchotchkes.

you can follow req me provided:
🖤 you interact with good faith
🤍 don’t flirt unless we’re buds
🖤 you don’t have foss in your bio
🤍 you’re not a nazi or nazi-adjacent

i encourage you to:
🔪not fucking try it with me🔪

if you google my deadname i’m on a few anti-semetic blacklists bcs i spoke in favor of BDS in a stu gov meeting in college in front of a jewish frat and i just gotta say, my only regret with getting my name changed is it might be tough to get back on those lists again

Good #boobsday morning! The Uber is on the way to take me to the hospital, wish me luck!

all of you fuckers have been changing your @ s every 5 minutes so i don’t know how to tag you @georgespolitzer @SeanAloysiusOBrien

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they only know two jewish people myself included but holy fuck this is the first time this has happened to me what..... what do i do

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911 calling all mutuals 

oh my god des kinda believes in blood libel what the fuck do i dooooo

they said they haven’t heard of the jewish part of the whole thing, but like.... they said they kinda believe in the social elite thing holy fucking shit

i also think it would get me pretty much infinite clout for life with all the cute antizionist jews so worth it

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My dicks position in relation to my body is of no connection to the topic

anyway if i see him in the streets i consider it my personal goal in life to break his nose. from one transmasc jew to another, he has it coming. i’ve got a clean record, it’s a wobbler in CA, i think i could stick the landing with the misdemeanor charge.

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just.....dweeb central. he also managed to get into this crazy catch-22 where i can’t hate on him for being a massive hypocrite who promotes “real manhood” because literally every one of his physical traits is reminiscent of my fellow transmasculine people and i don’t want to hate on us.

but holy shit, you’d think a 5’5 cis man would have been K.O.’d at least once in his life by now for running his mouth, or at least would be more careful after Zoey Tur put him in his place.

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A 24 hour newser interviewed a Palestinian man, asking "do you support these violent protests?" He replied "do you support the violent dispossession of my family and I?" Really cuts through the bullshit

ben shapiro’s voice kills me every fucking time

hrt (+++++) 

honestly just more proof to the adage “don’t knock it till ya try it”!

ppl who are cis or who don’t enjoy hrt.....know. like, it feels wrong. they do not like it. it’s okay to go on hrt and not know if you’re going to feel affirmed by it. you are allowed to try it and have it not work out, and it doesn’t make you less trans or less valid if you go off hrt. don’t let that fear keep you from trying it. worst case, you have a weird week or two, and then back to normal!

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hrt (+++++) 

yknow i rlly wasn’t sure that the more intensely masculinizing effects of testosterone were going to be affirming. i knew i wanted to androgynize, but i wasn’t sure how masculine i wanted to go.

but uh.....this shit whips. i fucking love feeling masculine. hot asf. it’s soooo fucking affirming and excellent.

like, i might break out the cbd later. fuckin mint.

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okay but coming home from a really good day at work, slipping under ur weighted blanket, with the A/C on and food on the way.........i truly cannot ask for more than this. i am in bliss.

drug mention 

smokin some hemp in the bath and drinking some water.....i am convinced this is what heaven feels like

i think i’m gonna tell des i love them tomorrow when they leave for work

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